Friday, September 22, 2006

Hey there! My name is Greg. Before I start blogging on a reglaur basis sometime next week I figured I should tell you a little about myself.

I'm 29 years old and live in Washington, D.C. I enjoy rugby and making inside jokes with my twin brother than nobody else understands. I bare a resemblance to Chris Simms and, like Simms, have the initials of another man tattooed on my ankle becuase that's how I roll. I don't believe in using "protection" in the same way that I don't believe in wearing a raincoat in the shower. I like facny myself a funny man and a ladies man but it's more of a cover up for my very gay obsession with showtunes and stamp collecting. Those are my real passions but I'm such a little frightened girl on the inside that I pretend to love much more many things. Things like rugby, football, drinking...and girls. I can't stand girls but boy do I try and act like it to throw my friends off my scent. Everybody likes to joke baout Jerry being gay but it's really me who is the huge gay in my group of friends. Seriously, I'm an enormous fag.

Enjoy your weekend. I'll be back like cooked crack on Monday.